[So. About that "swine flu epidemic". While some people may be questioning America's sanity, BB just rolls with it. This is the kid who went on a crusade against vampires.
He also doesn't know about the shootings so that helps.
In true over-the-top fashion, BB is decked out in a white hazmat suit, gasmask, rubber gloves, shower cap, and tissue boxes on his feet. Remember that germ episode of Invader Zim? This is Beast Boy to the extreme. He is currently using Lysol on a half-eaten pizza. Nothing in the room is cleaned up; just sanitized.]
YOU GUYS I'VE GOT ONLY LIKE, HALF AN IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I CAN'T USE MY DOOR AND TODAY I BURNED MYSELF ON KITE AND IT SMELLED KINDA LIKE CY'S BACON SO I MIGHT BE INFECTED SO I'M DE-GERMING EVERYTHING.
I'm not gonna die, right?! I don't wanna die! I'm too cute to die! I've been researching all possible outcome to these diseases for like ten hours straight and it all leads to one thing:
[He holds up four DVDs: 28 Days Later, Grindhouse: Planet Terror, Shaun of the Dead, and Quarantine. He looks super serious behind his gasmask. Also a little creepy. He then holds up a fucking semi-automatic rifle. Dear god who gave him weaponry. (Hint: the mansion wants another death out of him, it's rooting for him to die just two more times).]
Zombies. I've given Kite full permission to take me down if I get all corpsified and gross, so you don't have to worry about me munching on your brains. Since he's already a computer zombie, all I have to do is make sure he's not infected.
[Gun slung over his shoulder, he grabs a bottle of Lysol in one hand and a rag in the other.]
HEY KITE! WOULD IT HURT YA TO EAT THIS? IT'LL MAKE YA CLEANER FASTER. OTHERWISE, STRIP DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING A SANITATION SHOWER.