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Feb. 6th, 2012

THEN THEY CUT YOUR DICK IN HALF!

ooc contact + crit

AND AFTER A YEAR OF EXISTING IT'S FINALLY UP.

Mun name: Jenna
AIM: bebo the dragon
E-mail: heartsnhooves [at] yahoo [dot] com

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May. 10th, 2010

[age+] DON'T FEEL LIKE KEYWORDING

[video] PRETEND ALL MY ICONS ARE OLDER!BB my comics fail me in providing more icons

[See BB. See BB flex. See BB be INTENSELY HAPPY with his new form. Because seriously, the alternative was BAD ENDING form but let's not be depressing today.]

Who is supposed to fat and bald in the future? Who's a depressing old guy who gets pushed around? Who grows up to live in the circus?

NOT ME! I'm 100% hero now, baby! Oh yeah, Beast Man is in the house!

[Guess who hasn't aged at all in mind or heart :|]

Apr. 17th, 2010

The last time I freaked out~

[voice]

FOR THE RECORD:

I'M NOT PREGNANT.

What. was. that. Dude I've been through some strange events but dude what the heck was that?

Oh crap did I really propose.

This is so awkward.

I'm never leaving my room ever again.


[Pause]


HEY SAM! When's the party?!

Apr. 11th, 2010

American Idiot~

[voice] i don't even

Attention all citizens of the United States of America.

I, your new beloved President and America's boss.

Am pregnant.

And Kite and Raven are the fathers.

Mar. 30th, 2010

Surrender surrender~

[video/action]

[There is a downside to having your adoptive family mostly from people from Silent Hill.

The first is that you're only armed with a crowbar. (And superpowers, but seriously, no use fighting creepy monster things that spray acid when all you can do is close-up moves.)

The second is that the camera angles are weird and make you dizzy.

The third is that you get chased by haunted wheelchairs.]


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


WHY ARE ALL THE DOORS LOCKED?!

[There's a map at the corner of the screen, showing a complicated array of hallways and rooms. The red dot that represents BB is just running around randomly, doubling back, and basically just. Not paying attention to the map as he runs. Every door BB frantically tries to escape through reads It's locked at about hip-height.]

THERE'D BETTER BE QUEST ITEMS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I NEED OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW! WHERE AM I GOING I NEED A TEAM AHHHHHH!

[His Titan's communicator starts blasting static. More screaming from BB. Monsters show up. Cue lots of crowbar flailing, shape shifting, screaming, and eventually running down a bloody hallway being chased by moths and wheelchairs.]

WHERE'S THE EXIT?! I NEED HEALTH POTIONS OR WHATEVER, DUDE!

Mar. 10th, 2010

It's not a dream~

[voice]

Okay, I've looked all over--and I mean all over for him. Saix, I mean. He's done this before, but last time this happened, he was all "Yeah I was stuck in oblivion and basically I don't get a cool afterlife or whatever" and I was really happy he was back but now I'm just depressed since he's gone and we were good friends even though he hated to admit it and even Soma's gone and...

Well. I dunno. Dude, it's like everyone I know has a bad home to go back to. Like, Harry and Lisa had Creepyville, Leon had zombies, Saix has nothin', River's--no wait she lives with Kaylee and the space cowboys, she's good--and I don't even know about Axel and Roxas, and sheesh Max is probably in that war smacking bad people around with disco balls, but that's not really a good thing, you know?

...Wow. I knew a lot of people. Know. Whatever. Know, cuz seriously I've broken reality enough times to know as soon as I get back, I can find a way to just about anywhere. But Larry's definitely gonna be a last resort. I'm not ending up with Raven's mouth again.

.................Wonder if Kite can fit on a hard drive for easy-transport home.


Pleaaaaseeee tell me no one else here gets sent to Zombieland or Creepyville if they get tossed off the face of Wonderland.

Or to Britland. Sorry dude, but one British-flag-for-a-sky-and-robot-soldiers-with-funny-British-hats-and-givin'-me-an-accent-and-freaky-London-streets-and-MadModandPunkRocket adventure is enough for me.

Feb. 15th, 2010

How do I know he loves me~

[voice] Captain's Log I'M LOSING COUNT SO NO MORE NUMBERED ENTRIES

[Beast Boy doesn't speak at first when the device clicks on. There's only the rustle of papers as he searches through the pile.]

Where'd it go where'd it go where'd it go--
Ugh, not another one of these again. C'mon, I only let go of it for like a minute. Stupid flood of meanness, it's not true and I don't care what people say and I so totally know more about Space Trek than Control Freak!

[There's a small hint of desperation to his voice. Another minute of searching and...]

THERE! Can't let this get lost ever again.

[Only a few papers rustle as BB goes silent, presumably rereading the letter for the umpteenth time. When he finally speaks, his voice is more wistful than sad.]

Doesn't even matter if it's fake or not. A voice message would've been better though. I can barely remember what they sound like. Or video. Hard to remember what they look like, too.

...But it does smell like them, at least.

[A weak laugh is accompanied by a sniffle. At least his voice is keeping steady.]

Sure was good of 'em to include Steve and Harry too.
Guess ya can see everything from Heaven. Or wherever dead people go. Maybe Camelot, or Quebec, or... whatever spirit world the tribe believed in.

Feb. 7th, 2010

Shut up and smile~

Captain's Log 122: BEOWULF IS THE BEST SNOWMAN EVER

The place sure likes turning us all into girls, huh? It's okay for a short while since, you know, I make a cute girl and I can walk around naked and it's okay, but no way I'd wanna stay that way forever. You can't do any cool stuff if you're a girl! Like write your name in the snow, or pee in the woods, or... yeah, anything.

Anyway, more important things right now! I've got my gift and all for the party but most importantly...

THE RED TEAM WILL CONQUER THE SCAVENGER HUNT!


And my team can thank me for the awesome I've contributed.

Pretend these are actually valid pictures and not stuff I GoogledCollapse )

If anyone needs any animal pictures, I'm the guy to ask!

Jan. 10th, 2010

Listen to my story~

Captain's Log 121: WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM CALL OF DUTY, AMERICA?

[video]

[So. About that "swine flu epidemic". While some people may be questioning America's sanity, BB just rolls with it. This is the kid who went on a crusade against vampires. He also doesn't know about the shootings so that helps.

In true over-the-top fashion, BB is decked out in a white hazmat suit, gasmask, rubber gloves, shower cap, and tissue boxes on his feet. Remember that germ episode of Invader Zim? This is Beast Boy to the extreme. He is currently using Lysol on a half-eaten pizza. Nothing in the room is cleaned up; just sanitized.]


YOU GUYS I'VE GOT ONLY LIKE, HALF AN IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT I CAN'T USE MY DOOR AND TODAY I BURNED MYSELF ON KITE AND IT SMELLED KINDA LIKE CY'S BACON SO I MIGHT BE INFECTED SO I'M DE-GERMING EVERYTHING.

I'm not gonna die, right?! I don't wanna die! I'm too cute to die! I've been researching all possible outcome to these diseases for like ten hours straight and it all leads to one thing:

[He holds up four DVDs: 28 Days Later, Grindhouse: Planet Terror, Shaun of the Dead, and Quarantine. He looks super serious behind his gasmask. Also a little creepy. He then holds up a fucking semi-automatic rifle. Dear god who gave him weaponry. (Hint: the mansion wants another death out of him, it's rooting for him to die just two more times).]

Zombies. I've given Kite full permission to take me down if I get all corpsified and gross, so you don't have to worry about me munching on your brains. Since he's already a computer zombie, all I have to do is make sure he's not infected.

[Gun slung over his shoulder, he grabs a bottle of Lysol in one hand and a rag in the other.]

HEY KITE! WOULD IT HURT YA TO EAT THIS? IT'LL MAKE YA CLEANER FASTER. OTHERWISE, STRIP DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING A SANITATION SHOWER.
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Dec. 19th, 2009

How do I know he loves me~

Captain's Log 120: I RUIN EVERYTHING and it is glorious

[VIDEO]

[The camera clicks on to... well, an odd scene. Obviously BB didn't turn the camera on himself, as he's across the room. Dressed only in some monkey pajamas, he's hanging red and green Christmas lights up in Raven's room. The usually dreary room is looking more cheerful: a small decorated tree in the corner, tinsel, poinsettias, the whole shebang. Music is playing softly in the background--Within Temptation, which although good, isn't really up BB's alley.

Well. Except for the fact that Raven's floating in a comatose state above her bed, wrapped in gauze and bandages and basically looks chewed up. Hah. About that.

Once he finishes with the lights, he starts putting popcorn on a string (and eating it all the while). He finishes a small thread, puts it on the tree, and wordlessly crawls into the bed. He morphs into a golden retriever and curls up beside the floating body.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES.]


[[ooc: so yeah, people in the log: outcome was that they ran like hell andddd BB has been depress because lol Beast Within.]]

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